Damn You're Old Card

What better way to say Happy Birthday than with an insult, am I right? For real though, this is the greatest card for that friend who is two months older than you but you treat them like they're a Grandma.

This card comes with a kraft paper envelope and is blank inside to write an even more insulting message, if that's what you wanna do - nice happy birthdays are so last year.

P.S. We only recommend sending this to people if you know they really like you - don't blame us for any offence caused!